Zagreb Hostel Mali Mrak

When it comes to hostel in Zagreb, we are one of the oldest.
In Mali Mrak we serve with the experience of over 14 years!


Hail traveller, thanks for stopping by.

Thanks to Fati for convincing me to stop not giving a shit for not having a proper website :D I kinda still don't, but it is actually nice to have one, since on the corporate sites you can't use bad words like fuck and shit.


So, back to you, traveller. If you want the fullest description and details, please go to the Hostelworld page and read the text and the reviews, there's a couple of thousand comments, should be enough. Make sure you read the bad ones, the fluffy ones are really lovely, but the bad ones and replies will tell you also a lot. And besides, it's kinda fun to make fun of the retards out there :) So, please be no dumbfuck when coming here. That means:


1. know what it means to be clean (no, i don't mean travel stained. I've been hosting travellers for 14 years. We're talking basic hygienic habits. If you don't know how to properly piss, wash yourself or clean up after yourself, you won't have a good time here. Stay in redneck county please)


2. Boundaries and respect, for others, including the neighbors. The community that's visiting me here is, and that's on average, nothing if not short of amazing. Don't be in the 1%. Be average. Get it, cutter? Anyone disrespectful, (that includes idiot guys specifically trying to get girls drunk so they can get laid) regardless of gender, colour, religion, age etc. will be kicked out immediately, with pleasure.


3. Leave the PC bullshit and any other type of fakeness at home. It's not welcome here.


4. We make some really good GT here if the mood is right. Otherwise there are no rituals. No dumb taco Tuesdays or movie Sundays. Things happen when the chemistry between people is right, and that's the random factor. Or fate. No drinking games. Go to a dumb party hostel for that.


5. Was this a bit too much for you? Too blunt? Excellent! Why don't you go book somewhere else?! Thank you kindly, human being.


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Garden

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